This week’s TB recap, provided by Kate.

1. I want Pam’s sequin jumpsuit. Where can I get my hands on that shit?
2. Evan Rachel Wood is a dumb whore who can only play one part, and not even that well. Please stop saying fuck, it doesn’t make you cool.
3. Also, please never mention Bill and Eric fucking. If Eric was gonna get down with a guy, it would have been Godric. (And probably was, to be honest)
4. Sookeh is a pansy and continues to annoy me.
5. Tara is being stupid and OMG LAFAYETTE GETTING CRAY CRAY’D BY MARYANN NOOOOOO
6. Again, needs more Eric. However, this ep’s scenes with him were absolutely fabulous. I love how creepy he is around children.

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