I was taking out my trash (at midnight, yeah I don’t know) with a flashlight that I stood up on a thing we have in our side yard and it all spilled everywhere and then the flashlight knocked over and hit me on the side of the face. Now I have a huge bump right next to my eye and I spent a good ten minutes just crying.

Kids, this is what we call the straw that broke the camel’s back. This, combined with a whole lot of shit I found out these past couple weeks, just set me off. Brb curling up in a hole and dying, thanks.

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